Wait? Are Snoop Dogg and Nelly Performing at the Inauguration?

The answer to the headline is yes. Mostly. Nelly is performing at the inauguration, along with Jason Aldean, Rascal Flatts, the Village People, Billy Ray Cyrus, Gavin DeGraw, Parker McCollum, and Kid Rock. Snoop is performing at the inaugural Crypto Ball, which may be better or may be worse. (Rolling Stone) Either way, Snoop is getting dragged. (The Shade Room)

Joe Biden’s FTC Chair Lina Khan Showed What ‘F*ck The Broligarchy’ Looks Like - (Wonkette)

The Tig Notaro story isn’t new but it’s still really really funny! - (Lainey Gossip)

Yes, that is Keanu’s voice you heard in the Severance season premiere. (Vulture)

I am far more excited than I should be about You returning this spring. I’m positively giddy now that I know Anna Camp will be playing twins. I’m not proud of myself. - (VF)

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Is Stockpiling Abortion Pills & You Should Too! - (Jezebel)

Bummer. We’ll miss seeing you, Dulcé Sloan! - (LateNighter)

I haven’t watched last night’s episode of Severance yet (so don’t worry, no spoilers from me!). Roxana shared this in our Pajiba Slack and it looked really cool: Severance - Season 1 (Apple TV+ Original Television Soundtrack) Innie Edition - (Mondo)

Speaking of Severance, also from Roxana, “This Tramell Tillman profile is very lovely.” - (The Cut)

And still more Severance, a Fugtrospective of some Britt Lower lewks over the years. There are some— uh, a lot of somes. The Fug Girls are never mean, but they are certainly honest. - (GFY)

From Dustin: You know, in their culture, this is quite the honor.- (TikTok)

Post Malone just keeps doing stuff to make me like him! - (Texas Monthly)

When my husband walked by a minute ago, I asked him what color I should do my nails. He said blue. Hmmm. - (PS)

No, Stephen A. Smith, Taylor is not trying to get Travis to quit playing football. Stop trying to force a story, dude. - (Celebitchy)

Intriguing… are little boys raised to become men or are they just raised not to be like women? - (SM)

From Ciara: Pretty cool charity raffle going on coordinated by Super Yaki for victims of the LA fires—I like how they’re going to divide up the proceeds, the prize packages are pretty great, and the tickets are only $5 each - (SuperYaki)

Because of the devastating fires in and around Los Angeles, many pets have been separated from their owners. Several shelters are full, so those animals currently waiting to find homes needed to be moved out of state to make room for the local cats and dogs waiting to be reunited with their people. Bob Odenkirk volunteered to help with the rescue flight because how lovely is Bob Odenkirk! - (ET)

As mentioned above, many pets were separated from their owners during the fires, including three dogs in their home whose owners were at work and out of town. This story of a CBS reporting team who broke into the home to rescue the dogs while the fire raged around them and I’m not cryi— yes, I am! SHUT UP! - (YouTube)

And finally, I leave you with all of the very good dogs and the very good people. 14/10 for everybody!