Let the ‘Did Ben Affleck Get Plastic Surgery?’ Watch Begin

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 8, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 8, 2024 |

Following Ben Affleck’s appearance at The Roast of Tom Brady, rumors immediately started popping off that he looked “melty,” and therefore, must have gotten plastic surgery. And you know what? Maybe! Sure, there’s a decent chance that Affleck’s had a beard for so long that we have no idea what his face has been doing under there, but celebrities are a strange and narcissistic bunch, so this could go either way. More importantly, this story has something for everybody: Shameless gossip-mongers like myself? Check. People who want to see a man get a taste of what celebrity women constantly deal with? Check. Schoolmarms who want to chide everyone for indulging in a brief distraction to make it through the day? Double check. My work here is done. (Page Six)

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