Zack and Miri Make an O Face
Stringer Bell Making a Michael Jordan Biopic
Hellraiser Remake … Ayup.
It’s Here! It’s Here! Tyler Perry’s New Trailer!
Goodbye Swingers, Hellooooooooo Bisexuals
“…A Horrible Feeling of Nausea Came Over Me, Which, Do What I Would, I Could Not Conceal”
True Blood / The TV Whore
Sept. 4, 2008
The Real Story Behind the Ghostbusters III Script
A Pajiba Exclusive / Dustin Rowles
All I Need For World Domination Is Some Superglue, A Hammer, And A Squirrel
The Top 10 Comments of the Week / Brian Prisco
Monster Rock, Trashy Gifts and Girlfights
Pajiba Love / TK
God It Hurts! God It Hurts! I Can Feel Lindsay Lohan’s Labor Pain
I Don’t Care Who’s Directing — Leave Slaughter House Five Alone!
Don’t Sully Yourself Dave. Don’t Do It!
The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner Reunion of Ben Folds Five
My Name is Quote Bruce Campbell Unquote
Sean Penn Earns Oscar Nomination Earlier Than Ever
“The Cooking Loft” Features former Pajiban
Damn You to Hell, Mouse!
“Hey, look at us. Over here. The CW. We’re totally relevant now!”
Nine Oh Two One Blow
“90210” / Stacey Nosek
How Much TiVo Could a Woodchuck TiVo if a Woodchuck Could TiVo TV — Fall 2008 Edition
The 2008 Fall Season / The TV Whore
Sept. 3, 2008
Dum dum dum dum dum (as in South Park’s Mormon Song)
Breaking Dawn (Twilight Series) by Stephanie Meyer / Donna Sherman
Don LaFontaine and Disaster Movie, Both Gone to a Better Place
Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek
Kevin Smith Makes a Porno
G.I. Joe Director Takes on Tarzan
Poltergeist Remake Gets a Director … Wait? A Poltergeist Remake?
A Modern-Day Gremlins 2 Begs the Question — Where the Hell is Gremlins 3?
Did You Know Anne Hathaway Has a New Movie Opening Friday? Neither Did We.
“Flight of the Conchords” Is Having its Wings Clipped
And the Watchmen Bitchfest Keeps on Rolling
So, Why the Format Change, Assholes?
A Night Watchman, The Silent Protector, The Dark Knight
The Summer 2008 Box Office Round-Up / Dustin Rowles
Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek
Guitar Hero The Movie?
New Shows are Dropping this Week Like Turds down the Bowl
Zac Efron’s Existence Poisons Good Name of Orson Welles
More “Chuck” Means More Spy Shit, blah blah blah, Hot Blonde Chick
Max Payne Thinks He Can Kick Batman’s Ass
Bayside High Never Prepared Me for This
“Raising the Bar” / Dustin Rowles
André Smithee
Babylon A.D. / Ranylt Richildis
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat.
College / Agent Bedhead
What’s the Arabic Word for “Predictable”?
Traitor / Daniel Carlson
Eat Some F*ck. I Refuse to Dignify Your Movie with a New Review
Disaster Movie / Dustin Rowles